How to translate "the lingo"

Here's the translation table, complete with a potted history of each "switch"....

Swap
andDerived from
LsRsMrs Evelyne Jost, Swiss exchange teacher who coined the magic word "Ribrary" (meaning library).
JsYsYep, it's Evelyne again. Name is spelt "Jost", but pronounced "Yost". 'Nuff said.
WsGsTake a bow Luke Higgs, thinking that Tony Gumm's surname was, in fact, Wumm.
OsIsFluent Bitterne Park speak, coined by the lovely "Happy" - the name "Aaron" becoming "Aarin".

The whole saga began with the two Jost adaptations, as a kind of conversion between English and Swiss-English. However, it has now flourished with the addition of further language quirks producing some fine examples, particularly with names:

NormalTranslated
Colin MatthewsCiron Matthegs
Roy WegerleLij Gewelre
Luke SkywalkerRuke Skjgarkel

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